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How to Dismantle a Universe
Remove the smaller planets first, labelling each one carefully. Unpick each star in reverse order and place them neatly in small drawers.
Whole galaxies can be preserved intact, pressed between sheets of tissue paper and stacked on sliding shelves. Place asteroids and meteorites in shallow trays.
Larger planets will need to be wrapped separately and stored in chests complete with atmospheres and any accompanying rings, satellites and moons.
Lastly, wearing asbestos gloves, pick out the hotter giants and suns with forceps. Keep them in a heatproof safe. Remember to keep a colour-coded plan.
When all that’s left is empty space you can begin to roll it from one edge keeping the whole thing flat and straight. Keep your universe in a darkened place.
Helen Johnson
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